A little light entertainment

Since I'm quite preoccupied today with preparing for children's preschool programs, I'll share with you a little light verse:

The Purple Cow
Ogden Nash

I never saw a purple cow

I hope I never see one,

But I can tell you this right now:

I'd rather see than be one.

And some years later, when he must have been heartily sick of it:

Ah yes, I wrote "The Purple Cow"

I'm Sorry now I wrote it

But I can tell you Anyhow

I'll Kill you if you Quote it!